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DATELINE: 2068

Thursday, February 1, 2018
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DATELINE: 2068

After the unfortunate PDC ban on walk-on girls in 2018, Formula 1 quickly followed. Then went boxing Ring girls.

In 2019, pom pom girls and cheerleaders were banned.

Then in 2025, just as President Trump was inaugurated for his third term exotic dancers and porn stars were …

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Column #552 The PDC’s decision to ban walk-on girls is STUPID!

Sunday, January 28, 2018
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The PDC’s decision to ban walk-on girls is STUPID!

With all the recent hoopla about the Professional Darts Corporation (PDC) wilting under political pressure and giving their (much appreciated) walk-on girls the heave-ho, I got to thinking about the time…

… former Bulls Eyes News editor/publisher Jay Tomlinson says …

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Column #550 Steel-tip ain’t no Olympic shoo-in – there’s (plastic) competition!

Thursday, December 21, 2017
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Steel-tip ain’t no Olympic shoo-in – there’s (plastic) competition!

They call him the “Dragon” and he’s a former world champion. He has basked in the glory of his ‘sport,’ one that some describe as “just the right mix of skill and intellect.” Growing older and with a family, he …

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Column #549 The Greatest World Championship Final Ever?

December 15, 2017
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The Greatest World Championship Match Ever?

As the PDC world championship moves into full swing it seems worth sharing (from May 2003) a replay of what many believe was the greatest world championship final ever…

In 1999, I sat down in a bar outside of Toronto to interview John Part. …

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Column #546 It’s Halloween! Or Punky Night, if you live in Somerset, England!

Tuesday, October 31, 2017
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It’s Halloween!  Or Punky Night, if you live in Somerset, England!

This evening, as we in America toss Tootsie Rolls into sacks thrust at us by sticky little children cleverly disguised as sticky little children in sheets, across the pond in Somerset, the Brits are handing out goodies to …

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Column #545 The return of Mr. Darts Language Person!

Sunday, October 1, 2017
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The return of Mr. Darts Language Person!

Welcome to “Ask Mr. Darts Language Person,” the only column of its kind in the world, including England, dedicated to proper grammatorical usage in connection with the sport of darts. Special thanks are due to columnist Dave Barry of the Miami Herald

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